Tiny little 🦐 dick. No wonder he’s a virgin. I’d never go near that thing.

...YIKES! This man truly has a tiny pathetic little clit dick 🤢 I had to tear him up for forcing me to look at it. At least I got paid for it 😅 If you wanna give him a rating, go ahead but be warned! What he got isn't pretty at all. He'll have to pay me extra if he wants me to look at it again ;)

I’m not going to lie and call this the smallest penis….. it wasn’t worth calling it a penis. It was more like a shrivelled up mushroom. If you want a good laugh, take a look!
Good buyer though, very polite and paid promptly! Would work with again

Loved humiliating and rating this dick, micro is an understatement, the smallest mushroom I’ve ever seen. Paid promptly to humiliate and to give an honest rate. On the other hand a pleasure to speak to a gentleman knowing exactly what he wants an absolute pleasure to talk to, hope to work together again soon xxxx

Owner of *the* smallest cock I’ve ever seen, like I can’t believe he’s paid me to tell him🤣 he can’t be THAT oblivious! Ladies, get your magnifying glasses out if he ends up in your inbox🔍🤣🤣

Where do I start with this guy…… I’m never short of something to say but I was so shocked at how small his cock was left me speechless. There’s small cocks then there’s this one. A dick rating was wasted on this bit of extra skin between his legs! He did pay quickly though but that was the only positive from this experience!

Had this (dis)pleasure of rating his pathetic shrimp cock. I've never seen something so ugly and tiny EVER! 🤣🤣🤣

Goodness gracious. This review rating doesn’t reflect the rating of his cock. Trust me, it’s smaller than you think, bless his heart lol 😂
Overall great buyer and right to the point. Fast payment.

Actually thought his tiny penis looked bigger in a picture 📸 😂 don't make me laugh. It's so small it might as well be a third nipple 🍤

The smallest dick ever lol 😂😂
I would rate him 1/10 because it is invisible.. Like he would never could please himself.. Nor ever a woman lol