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GandalfTheGooner

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Here for dirty socks mostly...the longest wear I've ever smelled was a month. Who wants to break the record? 😈🫠
I'm also currently obsessed with having an ASMR file I stumbled upon recreated! 🤭🥵

Aside from that, my favorite thing here is the Dash. Trying to brighten days so no one feels like me! 🥹

I want to connect with the soul behind the seller! 🥺

P.S. Yes, Gandalf has changed. I wore the One Ring on my c*ck for too long. Get over it

About GandalfTheGooner

24 Followers  -  5 Following  -  6 Badges


Gender: Male

Age: 30-40

Joined: 1 month ago

Profile Visits: 1567


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When I was 12, my daddy told me he doesn't understand me and I belong in a mental institution permanently. Today, he chooses not to be a part of my life. I'm going to his funeral to flip off his cold, lifeless body and then visiting his grave to piss on it

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I tell myself a few toys feel good, but if I'm honest, I've long forgotten what it feels like to touch a woman's skin 🥺

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It pains me to say this, but if you see my brother, GandalfTheGoon, please call the police. He's gotten in with the wrong crowd lately and his wife misses when he was GandalfTheSpoon

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Perhaps the quickest way to get blocked by me is to show jealousy that I talk to other sellers and try to convince me to only talk to you 🤷

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Finally off work! 😁🤘

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Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry? 🥺

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I'm too sensitive. I hate it. Stupid AuDHD and CPTSD 😔

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Rejection sensitivity sucks 😔

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Some sellers: Leave me a lurker tax, I see you!
Same sellers: "I'm gonna go lurk on Gandalf and see what funny thing he said recently"

I see you! 🤣

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If, when you sneeze, you find yourself compelled to say "Pika-CHOOO!" and then lightning shoots out your ass, is that a problem? Asking for a friend

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I'll try to post a few times at work if I can 😜

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Alas, even the Great Gandalf needs a second job in the economy. See ya in about 7 hours! 😘

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Have you ever been crop dusted by a wizard? No? You're missing out

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I got my cock sucked last night. She did not appreciate when it popped up with force and flew across the room like a jack in the box. Now I'm on a quest to reattach my dumb dick

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Still can't find the damn Whore Door in Mordor!

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*shoots fireworks finale from staff* Well, there it was you precious, pretty ladies! That was the last fireworks in China. I got you each a Sparkler to hold you over until I can get to Romania

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An Irish seller said to me, "You can't shake the Irish accent!" My reply? "I hear the Potato Famine gave a decent run! Too soon?"

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The great and powerful Gandalf has been asked to use his awesome powers to wipe out the concept of economy and relieve the debt. Best I could do is making footjobs the only acceptable form of payment. You're welcome

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The Earth is 324 Trillion (U.S.) Dollars in debt. Record high. Who the fuck do we owe, The Decepticons? 🤔

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It's been a hard morning. Had to drop Gimli off at rehab. Frodo accidently cut off his big toe shaving. Aragorn got struck in the knee with an arrow. Send help

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