I once met this girl on an app/game called Idle Heroes. Anyway, didn't realize she was a girl till we started talking on disc0rd.
We set up a guild (basically a team) for other people to join but her and I were like the "leaders". Anyway I'm just befriending her because I think it's cool that a woman is playing this stupid game, then suddenly before bed she hits me with a "can I pretend my stuffy is you tonight? 🥺".
I'm like WHAT THE FUCK!? uhhhhh sure??? I guess? Mind you, this motherfucker supposedly had a boyfriend but she was being mistreated and didn't really like him.
So any fast forward to the next day and following days and this person is legit flirting with me ALL day. I flirt back because I'm bored, and we end up SEXTING. We both finish, and I'm just thinking to myself what the fuck is happening?
We don't talk anymore, but one thing remains uncertain.
Was she actually a girl, or some horny ass 60 y/o dude pretending to be a girl.
Idk guys, I think I literally came while texting a fat white old man.
Idk if other buyers feel this way, but it's a huge turn off when sellers immediately default to sexual messages or advertise their latest promos as their FIRST message to me. Like we just met, not all of us are constantly horny. 🤣
Like fuck, tell me what your favorite Zelda game is first or something, get to know each other a little. We're both human beings after all.
NEED ADVICE: How much would you charge someone for writing an erotic story? Do you charge by word count? Time taken to write? I set the scene for her, and she'll just write the continuation of the story.
Some of y'all need to sensor your shit. We don't need to see things like used condoms on the dash, they're gross and they all look the same. WE KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, don't have to show us. 🤣