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Hi, if I respond to your messages great. If not, great! My attention may be elsewhere because this is Gotham City and there are A lot of baddies out tonight. Please don't waste your time sending out copy paste advertisements to me. I only read maybe 1/3 messages and the only ones I do are either someone I am familiar with already or write something original and tailored for me personally.

I have spent my whole life dedicated to studying bad girls to understand the mindset of baddies on the streets of Gotham City. But what makes a baddy? Is it because she has cute feet, pretty pink pu**y, a juicy booty perhaps OO. I must find out!
But my actual Dream is to win the lottery and buy my own mountain so I can drive home on friday after a grueling soul sucking work week and climb to the peak of My mountain top, take off my cloths and yell "FREEEE" at the top of my lungs as I wank myself to release! Whats your dream?

With All the stuff going on in the world I just want to chill

I was here before, but I deleted my account twice : )

Update: Behold my first and only review "Bought my instant content!!" I now have official glowing references. I think she meant to say how handsome I am.

Nom nom nom let me know if you're interested in playing or tickling me with a goose feather whatever ) I like custom videos and video chat primarily sometimes filthy socks but the last pair is still lingering in my taste buds.

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It's Friday, shuts down shop: Rips off suit and tie and runs naked screaming like a banshee up my fucking mountain top, frightening the grizzly bears. I’m freeeee! I cant believe I made it past the week! Covers the world beneath me in my spunk! Happy Friday!

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Hat ein neues Foto hinzugefügt > Which one of you girls has the vilest most wretched offensive stinky disgusting socks in the land. Is opening the envelope like opening a bag of tear gas woop ass? None of that peaches & cream body lotion with a hint of detergent bullshit. I need something that suppresses riots. Do you have what it takes? Holla :+)

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🖕👉👌🔩Mondays.
That is all carry on

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I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind bloooowws doesn't really matter ......to Meeeeee!
Happy Mummy fucking Wednesday to you fine folk. Only two more days of indentured servitude until freedom :=)

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If you were a Brownie saleswoman and wanted to sell me a fudge brownie would you: A) offering me a warm moist brownie straight out of the oven or B) make me wait and stare at it until the outer edges get crumbly and offer it with a scoop of vanilla ice cream upon it or C) a different option? 👀

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Little Batmobile Cruising Music on baddy patrol tonight:
damn, she's fine, hopin' she can sock it to me one more time
And roll, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
To the window (to the window), to the wall, (to the wall)
'Til sweat drop down my balls
'Til all these bitches crawl
'Til all skeet-skeet, m-
'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn
'Til all skeet-skeet, m-
'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn

Shawty crunk, so fresh, so clean
"Can she fuck?" That question been harassing me
In the mind, this bitch is fine

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RIP Ozzie. Crazy train all on board! 😞

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Question: I see women combating thong wedgies on the backside all the time, especially around establishments that sell alcohol. But I rarely see frontal panty adjustments being made. Does this happen or is this just a myth?

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Hi, I Love You. That is all. Carry on!

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Freeze 💃 who’s been flicking their bean today? 👀 Don’t lie to me, I will know if you are lying to me 👋🍑

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There is no other but me, the original best good boy

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Some of you girls have some stinky fook’n feet. We talking sharp cheddar from the discount aisle with anchovies 😱🤢 some more potent than others with a hint of vinegar just enough to cause fight or flight autonomic response resulting in teary eyes and uncontrollable nasal congestion. I wonder if they even realize it?

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Currently investigating Harley Quinn right now. Just received some new evidence in the mail today. Now to find out if Harley's stinky socks give me athletes foot of the tongue. Wish me luck! :+) @Tuesday

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Hat ein neues Foto hinzugefügt > Batman is looking for the perpetrator of this obscene crime of "The Pose". A reward leading to the arrest will be paid. This is an official Artistic Crime scene representation. Help me keep Gotham safe

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Hat ein neues Foto hinzugefügt > Going to try this again. (censored to protect the eyes of sensitive adults) Batman is searching for this baddy who perpetrated "The Pose" in Gotham City today. This is an official artistic representation of the crime doer. A reward for a pic leading to the discovery of the actual baddy will be paid by The Batman OO

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