You want attention? Pay to get exposed, and here’s what you’ll get: A cold, humiliating, and permanent 1-star review, visible on your profile for everyone to see.
No flattery. No sugar-coating. I’ll write the kind of review that makes people know exactly what you are, and what’s wrong with you.
Show me what I should base it on:
Your pathetic little face?
Your weak shrimp d*ck?
Your awkward messages?
Your desperate, useless body?
Or maybe… a delicious mix of all of it? 😈
Tell me what hurts most. I’ll craft the perfect roast to match, and make it public.