Do you have a small d*ck?
Like itty bitty clitty small d*ck?
Nope. You have a clit.
Let me teach you to embrace the reality that you have a clit, however disgustingly misshapen it may be, rather than a d*ck. A clit is actually a nice, miraculous thing!
Yes, I originally designed these materials for someone named David.
Your shrunken itty bitty d*ck is not worthy of having me recreate these materials.
You don't deserve it.
You're lucky I engage with you at all.
Here's your Prerequisite Clit Mastery a**ignment.
Professor Ginger Phoenix insists you read it before we proceed any further.
Lesson Plan:
1. Send me a photo of your misshapen itty bitty clitty d*ck. 5$ Disgust Tax required.
2. Read this PDF (Instant Pic set) of my "Clit d*ck Directions" a**ignment.
3. Once complete, proceed to watch the first Video Lesson: Clit Mastery Lesson #1.
There is hope. You can learn to embrace your weird little clit.
Just remember: You do not have a d*ck. You have a clit.